Not a sizzle has been heard for many months. Let’s get cooking again. Here’s a brand new challenge. This time you have a choice.
- Create an anti-Valentine card
- Write a recipe for a Valentine cake in no more than 100 words
- Send the planet a Valentine card in 8 lines of verse
Grumpy pedant note: as if it wasn’t bad enough that Valentine’s Day has now become ‘Valentine’s’ (like ‘New Year’s’ – New Year’s what?), I’ve now seen ‘Valentines’ and it wasn’t a plural as in I didn’t receive any Valentines. No, it was the name of the occasion. Send your lover flowers on Valentines. I can’t cope.
